3 Diva Songs I’ll Never Get Sick Of

While making my way through a bottle of vodka last night, I thought about my favorite drinking jams …the songs that I’ve gotten the nastiest to over the years and the songs that I’ll NEVER get sick of. Here are my picks for top 3.

#3 – Beyonce – Crazy in Love

Crazy in Love

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#2 – X-Tina – Dirrty

As Redman says within the first 10 seconds of the song “Christina, you’s nasty” and D-Nast loves it.

Dirrty Video

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#1 – Britney Spears – Gimme More

Gimme More Performance

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When she was at the lowest of her lows,  Britney  made this dark ass song. When I listen to it, I can’t help but think of her popping pills and manically feeding lil Sean Preston Cheetos for breakfast.  Despite nearly 6 years since it’s release, I still love love love blasting this jam on repeat whenever I’m on a downward drinking spiral.

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Obvi, my new fav song is…

Mmm bananaBig Banana by Havana Brown, duh!

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Who Posed It Better?

Who Posed it Better: D-Nast or The Real Housewives of NYC’s Sonja Morgan

If you’re a fan of RHONY like I am, then you too love yourself some drunken Sonja “I have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for me” Morgan.

Which is why I was sooooo delighted to discover this week that bitch stole my twitter profile look for her own. This was EXACTLY what I wanted for my b-day! Love you Sonja ❤

Girl def looks ferosh, but you be the judge, who posed it better?

Who posed it better?

Who posed it better?

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No Beyonce? Solange for your birthday!

SolangeFor a gay’s 29th 25th special day there’s only one thing he could possibly want: Beyonce. That hair, those moves, that strut. Unfortunately for me, Diva’s not in town for February 19, 2013. So I did what any self-respecting/desperate gay would do, I bought tickets to go see Solange. That’s right, Daddy’s getting close to the Knowles’ DNA tonight at Paradise Rock Club in Boston.

Now Solange is certainly no Mrs. Carter, but to give credit where credit’s due she has established herself as more relevant than Michelle Williams in recent years. So girl should be proud.

No, all kidding aside, Solange has actually developed quite the delicious indie music career. And if you don’t believe me then check out her 2008 songs I Decided and Sandcastle Disco for yourself. In fact, I’m actually super excited to see the younger Knowles tonight, especially to hear her perform new single, Losing You, which was featured on the season 2 premiere of (D-Nast’s new favorite show) HBO’s Girls.

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Musically, I’m a Lesbian

It’s no secret that I have the musical tastes of any American lesbian. I love me some Sara Bareilles, Rachel Yamagata, Colbie Caillat, Kelly Clarkson. The only music lesbians and I differ on is Nickleback. God they’re awful!

Anyways, the real reason for this post is tonight I’m seeing live the mother load of all lesbian music: Tegan and Sara! Of course I’ve seen them live before… I mean what kind of faux lesbian would I be had I not? But it doesn’t mean I’m any less giddy to see those chicas in action again. Especially since their new album, Heartthrob, drops on Tuesday. I’m already digging first track, Closer, and I can’t wait to hear more juicy love tunes tonight. 5 hours to go!

This vid of my favorite song I Know I Know I Know will have to tie me over till then. Enjoy!

 

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January, I hate you!

Demon Kitty's Cold!

Demon Kitty’s Cold!

It’s official. It’s now so cold in New England that my penis has fully retracted inside me. I feel like Chaz Bono. This much penis retraction hasn’t happened since Rosie O’Donnell was cast as Betty Rubble.

In Boston it’s literally five degrees out right now. Five degrees! Even my sweet little, she-wolf, kitten, Geoffrey Whiskerbottoms, is upset. Little bitch practically clawed my face off when I pulled the covers off him this morning. It’s actually so cold I had to moisturize with Tapatio just to keep my skin looking alive today. Thank god things warm up next month from the HEAT of my birfday …Daddy’s turning 27 23! And as you all know, Daddy’s b-day is the event of the year.

Now where’s my flippin hot chocolate?!

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Harry Potter – A Bon-er Fide Do Me!

Daniel Radcliffe - EquusEveryone’s favorite Hogwarts hottie, Daniel Radcliffe, is about to make D-Nast lose his virginity mind. Because homeboy is gonna get gay for his new film, Kill Your Darlings. The film, currently showing at Sundance, is a biopic on the late gay beatnik poet, Allen Ginsberg, played by our little Harry, himself. Daniel Radcliffe even has a dirty gay sex scene in the movie! I’ll take two tickets please. The movie also features my favorite overshadowing younger sister up-and-coming star, Elizabeth Olsen. I haven’t been this happy about a Harry Potter endeavor since he humped that horse in Equus!

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Bitch is Back!

D-Nast is back

Daddy’s here!

After 4 months of jerking off, D-Nast is finally back! And I’m so sorry I ever went away!

Sadly, I’ve been preoccupied by a variety of personal reasons: 

But now that I’m back, you needn’t worry about getting the latest dish on: 

That’s right, I’m back and I’m back with a vengeance …2013 is gonna be one fantabulous year! Hee-haw!!

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