I Need Vaginal Clitter to Feel Perrty

Gosh, my roommate’s on a role with finding shit to crack me up lately. Hint, hint to all of you out there brainstorming on my next birthday gift (What? It’s only 11 months away. I’ve already got it planned.) this product is EXACTLY what I need to feel extra beautiful in my old age of 28 19. And with that bonus jelly application wand I’ll certainly be able to spruce up all my hard to reach spots for my man. I need Clitter now.

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