Catching a Cat Demon – Geoffrey Whiskerbottoms

My cat is seriously haunted. Watch this home video at your own risk …his glowing green/fur-devil eyes will cut a bitch. Thank god I know he loves me because if not I wouldn’t wanna mess with this kitty’s Friskies.

Does anyone know of a good feline exorcist? I need to get the 2,000 year old vampire out of this pussy STAT before he sneaks another hit of cat nip and claws at my face faster than Garfield can take a lasagna. Geoffrey, my face is not a scratching post. Please take out your aggression in the litter box. Meow.

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6 thoughts on “Catching a Cat Demon – Geoffrey Whiskerbottoms

  1. […] two bitches enjoying an evening play = cutest thing ever!  Geoffrey Whiskerbottoms needs to find a friend like this, maybe then he’ll stop using my shins as a scratching post. […]

  2. […] Geoffrey’s so proud. Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:LikeBe the first to like this post. Tagged cat, death, geoffrey whiskerbottoms, kittens […]

  3. […] Stiiiiiiiiiiill drunk. And still in Vegas. A self-proclaimed gambling slut (not really) I’ve taken on as many Vegas sluts slots as I possibly can. My favorite machines  are any of the cat-related ones (obvs) and there are thousands of those here. From “Jungle Cats” to my ALL-TIME favorite “KITTY GLITTER.” I don’t think any slut machine can ever top Kitty Glitter. It seriously has it all: a shit ton of pristine bitchy kitties and each pussy is rocking a bunch of glowing precious jewels. Fluffy white long-hairs with sparkly white diamond collars. Heaven! Geoffrey Whiskerbottoms belongs in this game. On second thought tho, I think his game would most likely be “Demon Hunters.“ […]

  4. […] my sweet little Geoffrey Whiskerbottoms needs to learn this shit …or else I’ll stop feeding him. Kiss the tuna tartare bye-bye […]

  5. […] it certainly gets me excited. And just for the record, I would totally do the same for my sweet Geoffrey Whiskerbottoms. Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:LikeBe the first to like this post. Tagged geoffrey […]

  6. […] literally five degrees out right now. Five degrees! Even my sweet little, she-wolf, kitten, Geoffrey Whiskerbottoms, is upset. Little bitch practically clawed my face off when I pulled the covers off him this […]

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