Alcohol Units: 7. Ciggies: 2. Dicks: 13.
I hope ya’ll are getting as nasty as D-Nast on this joyful St. Patrick’s Day. If you don’t have any Irishman in you, then I highly recommend you head over to your local O’Sullivan’s Tavern and get one [in you]. Any lad named Kevin or Patrick will do. I’m sure their lil Leprechaun would be obliged to search through your pot o’ gold. Cheers.