Leprechaun Dick for Everyone! Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Alcohol Units: 7. Ciggies: 2. Dicks: 13.

I hope ya’ll are getting as nasty as D-Nast on this joyful St. Patrick’s Day. If you don’t have any Irishman in you, then I highly recommend you head over to your local O’Sullivan’s Tavern and get one [in you]. Any lad named Kevin or Patrick will do. I’m sure their lil Leprechaun would be obliged to search through your pot o’ gold. Cheers.

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

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