Wow, someone’s a slut…and I swear, it ain’t me!
National Hot Dog Month is July and Natick
man daddy, Rob Merlino, plans to travel throughout New England to smoke a different dick eat a different hot dog each day. Rob will visit the best vendors, shops and restaurants throughout the region and has even garnered some corporate sponsors (Pearl Franks) to support his orgy tour. Rob is no stranger to processed meat (I’m sure!), as he previously ran his own hot dog truck for 6 years.
First off, D-Nast is jealous! We all know I’m most certainly a huge fan of hot dogs, sausage and of course, the peen. Rob, if you’re reading, please take me with you!