Category Archives: Blame Drugs

3 Diva Songs I’ll Never Get Sick Of

While making my way through a bottle of vodka last night, I thought about my favorite drinking jams …the songs that I’ve gotten the nastiest to over the years and the songs that I’ll NEVER get sick of. Here are my picks for top 3.

#3 – Beyonce – Crazy in Love

Crazy in Love

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#2 – X-Tina – Dirrty

As Redman says within the first 10 seconds of the song “Christina, you’s nasty” and D-Nast loves it.

Dirrty Video

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#1 – Britney Spears – Gimme More

Gimme More Performance

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When she was at the lowest of her lows,  Britney  made this dark ass song. When I listen to it, I can’t help but think of her popping pills and manically feeding lil Sean Preston Cheetos for breakfast.  Despite nearly 6 years since it’s release, I still love love love blasting this jam on repeat whenever I’m on a downward drinking spiral.

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One Sick Daddy

Hey my fellow dick breaths, I just want to apologize for the lack of D-Nast posts lately. I’ve been rotten ill with the summer cold from hell. Daddy can’t even lift his head to put on chapstick. It’s miserable. I blame it on all the nasty partying and day drinking I did this past weekend. Oops. What do you expect when my BFF is in town from Los Angeles?  I had to show her a good time …therefore, that meant we went to Boston’s divey-est titty bar, the Glass Slipper. Not only did we have a blast (and a few sem-dogs), but we saw and studied a shit ton of snatch …so I guess it was worth it.

Anyways, I’m trying to rest up for my trip to Chicago this weekend where I hope to give the “windy city” some competition with my breezy asshole. Chi-town will certainly get Daddy into a few sticky situations worth sharing to the world so stay tuned.

In the meantime, watch this video and see how much I wish I had a dog just like this to soothe my illness away.

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Amanda Bynes Goes Even Further Off the Deep End

Amanda Bynes reminded us just how delusional and self-obsessed celebrities are yesterday when she tweeted a plea at President Barack Obama, maintaing her innocence from her alleged DUI in West Hollywood back in April. She asked President Obama via Twitter to fire the cop who arrested her, as if he’s got nothing better to do than intervene in the lives of D-list celebrities. What a hot mess.

Amanda sweetie, maybe you should let your lawyers/publicists/AA sponsors do the talking for you. THE END.

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Chyna Collapses at Porn Convention! Too much sex is a bad thing.

D-Nast’s favorite ex-wrestling diva (and The Surreal Life season 4 star), Chyna, allegedly collapsed for the third time in 24 hours today at the Exxxotica porn expo in Miami. (Girl must be listening to my weight-loss advice: honey sticks and lemon water.) Chyna doll was at the convention promoting her new porn parody Avengers XXX. (Note to self: must rent that!) The former wrestling and reality star is currently being treated for “dehydration.”  Yeah, and I eat pussy.

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Remember this scary bitch from That 70s Show? Didn’t think so.

Well, Lisa Robin Kelly played Laurie Forman, Eric’s popular and SLUTTY older sister on That 70s Showcheck out what she’s up to now (besides providing the world’s scariest mugshot). Now what would Kitty and Red think?

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