Category Archives: Hot Mess

Who Posed It Better?

Who Posed it Better: D-Nast or The Real Housewives of NYC’s Sonja Morgan

If you’re a fan of RHONY like I am, then you too love yourself some drunken Sonja “I have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for me” Morgan.

Which is why I was sooooo delighted to discover this week that bitch stole my twitter profile look for her own. This was EXACTLY what I wanted for my b-day! Love you Sonja ❤

Girl def looks ferosh, but you be the judge, who posed it better?

Who posed it better?

Who posed it better?

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Ramona Singer Retweets D-Nast!

Everyone knows I love to get shitfaced just as much as everyone knows I love me some Real Housewives of New York City. Well, then you’ll all be happy to know that I got especially shitty this weekend off of some Ramona Singer Pinot Grigio! Of course, I felt the need to share my turtle time with my favorite housewife and in return RAMONA SINGER F’N RETWEETED ME! Chica also commented on the setting of my backyard patio: “love the setting!”

Ramona you just made my life. Cheers to you, betch!

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This Mug Shot Makes Me Happy

A 35-year-old woman, Tracy Mabb, was arrested after stripping down at a Pompano Beach intersection (in the whackiest place on earth – crazy Florida!) and exposing her private parts.

Mabb apparently exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina and buttocks (Yum!). She then refused to put her shirt down and screamed, “I don’t give a f—” at the cops. Way to stick it to the man, girl.

Naturally, Florida is all full of crays as this comes a month after Ashley Holton, another Florida lover, was arrested for masturbating on the highway. Allegedly, angry  and honking motorists fueled the fire that was her climax (Ashley got nastier as the attention escalated). Good lord.

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Amanda Bynes Goes Even Further Off the Deep End

Amanda Bynes reminded us just how delusional and self-obsessed celebrities are yesterday when she tweeted a plea at President Barack Obama, maintaing her innocence from her alleged DUI in West Hollywood back in April. She asked President Obama via Twitter to fire the cop who arrested her, as if he’s got nothing better to do than intervene in the lives of D-list celebrities. What a hot mess.

Amanda sweetie, maybe you should let your lawyers/publicists/AA sponsors do the talking for you. THE END.

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Hippo Gets a Case of the Sharts

Saw this today and I just had to.

Anyone up for a rousing game of Hungry Hungry Hippos?

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Tanning Mom and Her Nipples Pose for the Paps

This week “tanning mom,” Patricia Krentcil, posed (with muffin top, but sans bra) for her dear friends, the paparazzi. And we were certainly treated to some photo gems.

Krentcil has reportedly been banned from a slew of tanning salons near her hometown, Nutley, New Jersey. However, with summer right around the corner we don’t have to worry about Patricia losing her lustrous glow. Old Slim Jim can simply use the sun’s natural rays to stay dark and crisp.

Sadly, Tanning Mom posed for the cameras for a few minutes (with a Monster Energy Drink in hand, heels falling off, rolls hanging out, and nips at full mast) before her (obviously much more intelligent and classy) teenage daughter had to come outside, scold her, and haul her flat ass inside. God bless those kids. May the apple fall ever far from the tree.

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