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Bitch is Back!

D-Nast is back

Daddy’s here!

After 4 months of jerking off, D-Nast is finally back! And I’m so sorry I ever went away!

Sadly, I’ve been preoccupied by a variety of personal reasons: 

But now that I’m back, you needn’t worry about getting the latest dish on: 

That’s right, I’m back and I’m back with a vengeance …2013 is gonna be one fantabulous year! Hee-haw!!

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Procrastinate! Listen to He is D-Nast Radio Episode 5 Now

Amidst Pride, episode 5 is here! Listen to me, Smashley, and intern Kay discuss the week’s hottest issues (in D-Nast’s mind): Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, and Miley!

Special thanks to Boston’s UNregular Radio as well as to Improv Asylum for all of your help.

Listen to episode 5 below and make sure to tune in LIVE next Sunday at 12:00 p.m. E.T. on UNregular Radio’s MEOW channel.

LISTEN HERE –> He is D-Nast Radio – Episode 5

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Amanda Bynes Goes Even Further Off the Deep End

Amanda Bynes reminded us just how delusional and self-obsessed celebrities are yesterday when she tweeted a plea at President Barack Obama, maintaing her innocence from her alleged DUI in West Hollywood back in April. She asked President Obama via Twitter to fire the cop who arrested her, as if he’s got nothing better to do than intervene in the lives of D-list celebrities. What a hot mess.

Amanda sweetie, maybe you should let your lawyers/publicists/AA sponsors do the talking for you. THE END.

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Amanda Bynes Earns Some Street Cred

Pose for the camera now. Click. Click.

Acclaimed She’s the Man” star, Amanda Bynes, 26 was arrested for DUI in West Hollywood early this morning.  Couldn’t the bitch at least wait until D-Nast arrives in LA on the 19th? Serves her right for starting the party without me.

Law enforcement sources say that Bynes was attempting to pass a cop car when she “sideswiped the vehicle.”   Damn girl! She was then pulled over and determined to not be fit for operating a blender let alone a mode of transportation.  According to TMZ the arrest happened at 3am.   Her booking sheet lists Bynes as 5’7″ and 125 lbs (Glad to here the cocaine diet I recommended her is working!).  Her bail was set at $5,000. Bynes has been frequenting the Hollywood party scene recently, as she should, and as D-Nast will be too in a few weeks, and has now reentered the public eye for the first time in two-three years. Congrats girl! Let’s grab a drink when I’m in town. 🙂 Kisses!

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