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3 Diva Songs I’ll Never Get Sick Of

While making my way through a bottle of vodka last night, I thought about my favorite drinking jams …the songs that I’ve gotten the nastiest to over the years and the songs that I’ll NEVER get sick of. Here are my picks for top 3.

#3 – Beyonce – Crazy in Love

Crazy in Love

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#2 – X-Tina – Dirrty

As Redman says within the first 10 seconds of the song “Christina, you’s nasty” and D-Nast loves it.

Dirrty Video

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#1 – Britney Spears – Gimme More

Gimme More Performance

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When she was at the lowest of her lows,  Britney  made this dark ass song. When I listen to it, I can’t help but think of her popping pills and manically feeding lil Sean Preston Cheetos for breakfast.  Despite nearly 6 years since it’s release, I still love love love blasting this jam on repeat whenever I’m on a downward drinking spiral.

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No Beyonce? Solange for your birthday!

SolangeFor a gay’s 29th 25th special day there’s only one thing he could possibly want: Beyonce. That hair, those moves, that strut. Unfortunately for me, Diva’s not in town for February 19, 2013. So I did what any self-respecting/desperate gay would do, I bought tickets to go see Solange. That’s right, Daddy’s getting close to the Knowles’ DNA tonight at Paradise Rock Club in Boston.

Now Solange is certainly no Mrs. Carter, but to give credit where credit’s due she has established herself as more relevant than Michelle Williams in recent years. So girl should be proud.

No, all kidding aside, Solange has actually developed quite the delicious indie music career. And if you don’t believe me then check out her 2008 songs I Decided and Sandcastle Disco for yourself. In fact, I’m actually super excited to see the younger Knowles tonight, especially to hear her perform new single, Losing You, which was featured on the season 2 premiere of (D-Nast’s new favorite show) HBO’s Girls.

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Beyonce Named World’s Most Beautiful Woman; D-Nast a Close Second

My girl Beyonce was named World’s Most Beautiful Woman by People Magazine. I mean, I guess if D-Nast himself wasn’t going to get this award, then B is the next best thing. Just watch out Queen B, because I’m campaigning for next year! Team D-Nast!

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D-Nast’s 29 FAVS on LEAP Day

29.  Farting out loud. Try it.

28.  Watching crazy cat videos.

27.  Parks and Recreation.

26.  Blue Ivy Carter.

25.  Eating hotdogs.

24. Reciting CLUELESS quotes in the office:

“Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies.” –Cher Horowitz

23.  Procrastinating.

22.  Pictures of myself.

 

 

 

 

21.  Re-reading The Hunger Games.

20.  Pretending I am Katniss Everdeen.

19.  The number 19.

18.  Forever being a Gleek.

17.  The word “cray.”

16.  The word “panties.”

15.  A good old fashioned HJ.

14.  Following Courtney Stodden on Twitter.

 

 

 

 

 

13.  Taylor Swift.

12.  Women’s Gymnastics. Go still to be determined 2012 Summer Olympics team!

11.  dlisted.com

10.  Making fun of the Kardashians.

9.  Shamelessly plugging myself.

8.  Hoping that this “Snooki is pregnant” rumor is REALLY true.

7.  The new JoJo song “Disaster.”

6.  Improv.

5.  Giant baby-sized Chipotle Burritos.

4.  Beyonce Giselle Knowles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

3.  Friends of D-Nast: La Rosa Knows, LA Douchebag Project.

2.  My cat, Geoffrey Whiskerbottoms.

1.  The feeling of finally ending this exhausting list.

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