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Bitch is Back!

D-Nast is back

Daddy’s here!

After 4 months of jerking off, D-Nast is finally back! And I’m so sorry I ever went away!

Sadly, I’ve been preoccupied by a variety of personal reasons: 

But now that I’m back, you needn’t worry about getting the latest dish on: 

That’s right, I’m back and I’m back with a vengeance …2013 is gonna be one fantabulous year! Hee-haw!!

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He Is D-Nast FINALE Episode!!!

Hey Bitches!
So after 11 glorious weeks of infecting your ears on the internet airwaves, my He Is D-Nast Radio Show has come to an end (for now). Sad, I know, but don’t worry – you can always check back here or at my Twatter to find out what I’m up to. Or you could grab that bottle of two-buck-chuck and listen to my final episode!
My D-Nast crew and I reminisce and tell funny stories about each other, intern K performs a raunchy reading of 50 Shades of Grey and we check in with our L.A. correspondent, James, to find out the latest happenings in the Hollywood Hills.
Special thanks to Boston’s UNregular Radio as well as to Improv Asylum for all of your help.
Toodles, sluts!
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Promo Video for Mindy Kaling’s New Show

Happy Monday morning, D-Nasters! As I mentioned on my internationally-known, internet radio show yesterday, I’m soooo excited for Mindy Kaling’s new show this fall! The Mindy Project chronicles a  young doctor who’s trying to have it all (I can totally relate) and it looks absolutely hilarious.

Mindy is one of my favorite strong female leads. Though she’s been a writer and producer on The Office for several years, she cracks me up with her one-liners as the office ditz, Kelly Kapoor.

Click here to view the video on Jezebel (and don’t think I didn’t notice the do-me-doctor at the :08 and :16 second marks! Mmmh!).

The Mindy Project premieres on Tuesday, September 25th on FOX. Set your DVRs now kiddies!

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He is D-Nast Radio Episode 10!

Just one more episode after this …so get your kicks while you can. Check out the new and explosive episode of He is D-Nast Radio below.  Intern Kay has returned (from S-ing D’s) and we also have some funny new “Tell Me Your CockTALE” stories from our listeners.

Special thanks to Boston’s UNregular Radio as well as to Improv Asylum for all of your help.

Listen to episode 10 below and make sure to tune in LIVE next Sunday (For our last episode!) at 12:00 p.m. E.T. on UNregular Radio’s MEOW channel.

LISTEN HERE –> He is D-Nast Radio – Episode 10

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He is D-Nast Radio – Episode 8! Procrastinate and Listen Now!

Today’s episode of He is D-Nast Radio was certainly action packed! Not only did Smashley and I give our take on The X Factor Providence auditions, but I even perform a dirty dramatic reading from your mom’s spank bank favorite book, Fifty Shades of Grey. It’s a procrastinate-at-work MUST LISTEN.

And sadly, as all good things must come to an end, after today there are only 3 episodes of He is D-Nast Radio left. It’s been an amazing summer run and I’m so thankful for all of you paid friends fans that tune in. I promise these last eps will be RIDIC and most importantly we’ll finally answer the question you’ve all been asking: Will D-Nast and Smashley take their relationship to the next level (anal sex)? …only time will tell …so tune in!

Special thanks to Boston’s UNregular Radio as well as to Improv Asylum for all of your help.

Listen to episode 8 below and make sure to tune in LIVE next Sunday at 12:00 p.m. E.T. on UNregular Radio’s MEOW channel.

LISTEN HERE –> He is D-Nast Radio – Episode 8

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Woke Up Another Morning Feeling Like a Beast and Really Wishing I Was Belle…

I have to admit, this morning I needed a pick me up and my toaster strudel just wasn’t getting it done. Thankfully, this video exists and, once again,  it got my day off  to a joyous start. Never gets old.

I really want to kiss the gay that created this shiz.

P.S. Should I be Belle for Halloween? What do you think?

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Zookeeper Licks Monkey’s Butt for an Hour to “Save the Monkey”

Apparently, a Chinese caretaker saved a rare, born-in-captivity, baby Francois Leaf Monkey from surgery by licking its anus until it passed a whole peanut. A thoughtless patron had tossed the peanut to the 3 month-old monkey and I guess a baby Francois Leaf Monkey can’t have nuts? The butt-licking reportedly took about an hour.  Check out the story for yourself.

Not 100% sure that this story is true, but I PRAY that it is and it certainly gets me excited. And just for the record, I would totally do the same for my sweet Geoffrey Whiskerbottoms.

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Funny Bone(R) – SNL “Fifty Shades of Grey” Amazon Commercial

Happy Monday, my faithful 17 readers! Hope you all had a NASTY weekend!

I myself wasted 70 minutes of my life that I will never get back, watching fast-forwarding through the latest episode of Saturday Night Live. I should have known better not to even record an episode where an athlete is the host (SNORE), BUT the episode did have one amazing redeeming sketch.

Capitalizing on the proximity of Mother’s Day (it’s just around the corner kiddies) and the raging popularity of the beloved made-for-moms sex novel, Fifty Shades of Grey, SNL concocted the perfect skit that poked fun at moms who diddle their skittles while reading this nasty book. Click here to see the hilarity for yourself.

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Funny Bone(R) – Amy Poehler on Jimmy Fallon

One of my favorite strong female leads, Amy Poehler, tickled my funny bone when she appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (do me!) recently. The pair of comedians, who are obviously friends outside of “the biz,” had a great time goofing off, showing off mock movie posters featuring themselves as models and even did some fun celebrity impressions. Watch and laugh via the link below!

Amy Poehler and Jimmy Fallon

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D-Nast Stand Up – Deep Throating Bananas

Thanks to everyone that came out to support me at ImprovBoston on Sunday night. I did have to pay a few people to laugh, but all in all, it was a fairly decent show.  In case you missed it I have another improv student showcase coming up in a couple of weeks on May 14th.  If you’re in to watching me get freaky deaky in a group setting, buy tix for that show here.

Anyways, Sunday’s show went as smoothly as the recent Nairing of my ass. (If not smoother.) This time I made sure  to cover some controversial,  hot-topic American issues such as “t-shirts that don’t fit,” “deep throating bananas,” and of course, “recycling.”

Check it out for yourself.

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