Who Posed it Better: D-Nast or The Real Housewives of NYC’s Sonja Morgan?
If you’re a fan of RHONY like I am, then you too love yourself some drunken Sonja “I have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for me” Morgan.
Which is why I was sooooo delighted to discover this week that bitch stole my twitter profile look for her own. This was EXACTLY what I wanted for my b-day! Love you Sonja ❤
Girl def looks ferosh, but you be the judge, who posed it better?
Who posed it better?
Daddy’s here!
After 4 months of jerking off, D-Nast is finally back! And I’m so sorry I ever went away!
Sadly, I’ve been preoccupied by a variety of personal reasons:
But now that I’m back, you needn’t worry about getting the latest dish on:
That’s right, I’m back and I’m back with a vengeance …2013 is gonna be one fantabulous year! Hee-haw!!
Hey Bitches!
Just one more episode after this …so get your kicks while you can. Check out the new and explosive episode of He is D-Nast Radio below. Intern Kay has returned (from S-ing D’s) and we also have some funny new “Tell Me Your CockTALE” stories from our listeners.
Special thanks to Boston’s UNregular Radio as well as to Improv Asylum for all of your help.
Listen to episode 10 below and make sure to tune in LIVE next Sunday (For our last episode!) at 12:00 p.m. E.T. on UNregular Radio’s MEOW channel.
So moist, so juicy. He want that cake cake cake cake cake.
Hello D-Nasters and Happy Easter!
I hope you found some eggs in some really weird places this morning. I certainly had a few pastel ones wedged here and there.
Anywho, I made you a special treat today…some red velvet cupcakes, a D-Nast specialty. I’ve even decided to let you in on my little secret as to how I get them so red, moist, and fluffy. Watch below to learn how.
Also, in the words of Rihanna’s blazin new single:
“It’s not even my birthday, but he wanna lick the icing off. I know you want it in the worst way, can’t wait to blow my candles out. He want that …cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake.”
This morning some random 8 year old girl walked over to me and said,
“Wow, you look like a fashion model.”
GOD BLESS HER!
How'd she know!?
I have to say this is my BEST song parody video yet BY FAR! Check it out for yourselves!
Please, please, please, SHARE (via twitter/facebook/email) this video with absolutely ANYONE that you think may get a kick out of it. All of your support is very important to me.
Special thanks to the dirty bitches that helped make this video …you know who you are …I know you don’t want your virginal names attached to this shit show.
This one’s for you Rihanna!
29. Farting out loud. Try it.
28. Watching crazy cat videos.
27. Parks and Recreation.
26. Blue Ivy Carter.
25. Eating hotdogs.
24. Reciting CLUELESS quotes in the office:
“Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies.” –Cher Horowitz
23. Procrastinating.
22. Pictures of myself.
21. Re-reading The Hunger Games.
20. Pretending I am Katniss Everdeen.
19. The number 19.
18. Forever being a Gleek.
17. The word “cray.”
16. The word “panties.”
15. A good old fashioned HJ.
14. Following Courtney Stodden on Twitter.
13. Taylor Swift.
12. Women’s Gymnastics. Go still to be determined 2012 Summer Olympics team!
11. dlisted.com
10. Making fun of the Kardashians.
9. Shamelessly plugging myself.
8. Hoping that this “Snooki is pregnant” rumor is REALLY true.
7. The new JoJo song “Disaster.”
6. Improv.
5. Giant baby-sized Chipotle Burritos.
4. Beyonce Giselle Knowles.
3. Friends of D-Nast: La Rosa Knows, LA Douchebag Project.
2. My cat, Geoffrey Whiskerbottoms.
1. The feeling of finally ending this exhausting list.
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