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Funny Boats of Chicago

D-Nast was in Chicago recently and besides spending most of my time eating deep dish pizza and some deep dish ass in Boystown, I couldn’t help but notice how funny most of the boats of Chi-town were. Check out some of my inappropriate favs below.

  1. There was the seadog (aka Daddy’s favorite little juicer, the sem-dog).
  2. The Anita Dee II (You know what? I NEED a D too! I do! I’d love to S a big old D right about now).
  3. And lastly, there was the sad little river cruiser with the arrow sign saying “Welcome, American Girls.” (Date rape’s this way ladies, hop right on!) P.S. Aren’t we in America?
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Woke Up Another Morning Feeling Like a Beast and Really Wishing I Was Belle…

I have to admit, this morning I needed a pick me up and my toaster strudel just wasn’t getting it done. Thankfully, this video exists and, once again,  it got my day off  to a joyous start. Never gets old.

I really want to kiss the gay that created this shiz.

P.S. Should I be Belle for Halloween? What do you think?

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Good thing I listened to these Top 10 GAY Memorial Day traveling tips

Pam Ann (everyone’s favorite air-hostess/bitch), courtesy of Out Magazine, gave us just the advice we needed for our Memorial Day gay adventures. I suggest you follow her top ten traveling tips as well:

10. Only pack a carry on. C’mon gays, you don’t need five pairs of Gucci Toe Thongs and 14 Tom Ford crocodile hot pants—despite what you read in Out magazine.

9. If you are traveling with kids, don’t forget to pack Xanax for their milk. Or better yet, leave them at home. They ruin everything.

8. It’s OK to masturbate quietly in your seat but, for goodness sake, do not yell: “It’s going to blow!” when you’re about to release. That kind of talk scares passengers.

…Click here for the rest of Pam Ann’s gay traveling tips.

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The Kuntz-Dick Wedding

Tee hee, I’m glad I’m not the only one with the mind of a dirty, pre-pubescent boy! The HuffingtonPost posted some of the most unfortunate, hilarious wedding announcements slash last name fails. Enjoy and click the link for filthy names!

Thanks for giving me a Funny Bone(R) today, HuffPo!

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Funny Bone(R) – SNL “Fifty Shades of Grey” Amazon Commercial

Happy Monday, my faithful 17 readers! Hope you all had a NASTY weekend!

I myself wasted 70 minutes of my life that I will never get back, watching fast-forwarding through the latest episode of Saturday Night Live. I should have known better not to even record an episode where an athlete is the host (SNORE), BUT the episode did have one amazing redeeming sketch.

Capitalizing on the proximity of Mother’s Day (it’s just around the corner kiddies) and the raging popularity of the beloved made-for-moms sex novel, Fifty Shades of Grey, SNL concocted the perfect skit that poked fun at moms who diddle their skittles while reading this nasty book. Click here to see the hilarity for yourself.

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Yeah, I’m Irish and I’m Gay. So What! Who Cares?

A special thanks to a fun new blog that I’ve recently discovered, The Pink Agendist (check it out!), for pointing out this gem of a song to me and for making me laugh out loud inappropriately at work.

Not only do I love comedy, but I also love Irish things, as well as well, you know, gay things. And this comedian, Kyle Dunnigan (Yeah, I’d hit it.), just feeds it all to me, physically. Check out the link for his fun song below!

Kyle Dunnigan’s Irish and Gay!

P.S. I have IMPROV tomorrow night and need some good comedic inspiration for my next Funny Bone(R). Any ideas?

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