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No Beyonce? Solange for your birthday!

SolangeFor a gay’s 29th 25th special day there’s only one thing he could possibly want: Beyonce. That hair, those moves, that strut. Unfortunately for me, Diva’s not in town for February 19, 2013. So I did what any self-respecting/desperate gay would do, I bought tickets to go see Solange. That’s right, Daddy’s getting close to the Knowles’ DNA tonight at Paradise Rock Club in Boston.

Now Solange is certainly no Mrs. Carter, but to give credit where credit’s due she has established herself as more relevant than Michelle Williams in recent years. So girl should be proud.

No, all kidding aside, Solange has actually developed quite the delicious indie music career. And if you don’t believe me then check out her 2008 songs I Decided and Sandcastle Disco for yourself. In fact, I’m actually super excited to see the younger Knowles tonight, especially to hear her perform new single, Losing You, which was featured on the season 2 premiere of (D-Nast’s new favorite show) HBO’s Girls.

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You Don’t Wanna Know What D-Nast Does in the Shower…

You don’t wanna know what D-Nast does in the GOLDEN shower (shaves those gams, of course.), but here’s a way to find out what most girls do.

Check out this scratch your taint and pee your britches funny skit from Dumbkowsky Sketch Comedy. It just made me giggle really hard, and like a school girl …okay, you got me, and it made me shart a tad too. (Yes, someone’s a little obsessed with sharting this week. It’s cuz it really happens so leave me alone!)


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Girls, Girls, Girls!

I just got sucked into a full 95 minutes of YouTube un-productiveness. How is it that sometimes you’ll click on one video and then that turns into a half-day’s amount of wasted time? You just keep clicking and clicking and clicking. Usually this happens for me when it’s cat-related, but somehow today it was all about the girls. I must have titties on the brain …or maybe it’s cuz I’ll be seeing that Femme Fatale bitch, Kathy Griffin, tonight at the Wilbur Theatre.  Anyways, here are two of the funnies that I just wasted a morning on. Enjoy!

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