After 4 months of jerking off, D-Nast is finally back! And I’m so sorry I ever went away!
Sadly, I’ve been preoccupied by a variety of personal reasons:
- a stint in rehab for bath salt use
- mini holiday w/ Bridget Jones
- a party-fueled hiatus from filming my new TV pilot – “But, I’m Just a Girl“
- my heinous and boring real-life marketing day job
- crushing pussy
- opening my new cupcake shop with Drake
- watching the Casey Anthony Lifetime movie
- a deep depression from the end of The Real Housewives of New York City season 5
But now that I’m back, you needn’t worry about getting the latest dish on:
That’s right, I’m back and I’m back with a vengeance …2013 is gonna be one fantabulous year! Hee-haw!!