Tag Archives: hot mess

This Pic is the Sole Reason Why You Should Be Watching The X Factor

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This Mug Shot Makes Me Happy

A 35-year-old woman, Tracy Mabb, was arrested after stripping down at a Pompano Beach intersection (in the whackiest place on earth – crazy Florida!) and exposing her private parts.

Mabb apparently exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina and buttocks (Yum!). She then refused to put her shirt down and screamed, “I don’t give a f—” at the cops. Way to stick it to the man, girl.

Naturally, Florida is all full of crays as this comes a month after Ashley Holton, another Florida lover, was arrested for masturbating on the highway. Allegedly, angry  and honking motorists fueled the fire that was her climax (Ashley got nastier as the attention escalated). Good lord.

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Amanda Bynes Goes Even Further Off the Deep End

Amanda Bynes reminded us just how delusional and self-obsessed celebrities are yesterday when she tweeted a plea at President Barack Obama, maintaing her innocence from her alleged DUI in West Hollywood back in April. She asked President Obama via Twitter to fire the cop who arrested her, as if he’s got nothing better to do than intervene in the lives of D-list celebrities. What a hot mess.

Amanda sweetie, maybe you should let your lawyers/publicists/AA sponsors do the talking for you. THE END.

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Tanning Mom and Her Nipples Pose for the Paps

This week “tanning mom,” Patricia Krentcil, posed (with muffin top, but sans bra) for her dear friends, the paparazzi. And we were certainly treated to some photo gems.

Krentcil has reportedly been banned from a slew of tanning salons near her hometown, Nutley, New Jersey. However, with summer right around the corner we don’t have to worry about Patricia losing her lustrous glow. Old Slim Jim can simply use the sun’s natural rays to stay dark and crisp.

Sadly, Tanning Mom posed for the cameras for a few minutes (with a Monster Energy Drink in hand, heels falling off, rolls hanging out, and nips at full mast) before her (obviously much more intelligent and classy) teenage daughter had to come outside, scold her, and haul her flat ass inside. God bless those kids. May the apple fall ever far from the tree.

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Where are they now? – Lisa Turtle Edition.

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Poor Lark Voorhies (more commonly known as Saved by the Bell’s Lisa Turtle) is kind of a hot mess. I guess that’s what happens when you peak in high school. Lay off the blush, girl.

As a reminder, this is what Lisa Turtle looked like in her heyday:

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