Tag Archives: Liz Lemon

As X-Tina Sang in 2003 ‘Can’t Hold Us Down!’

Found a really good article on “slut-shaming” (a MUST READ) and how many men always think there’s a double standard when it comes to gender and sexuality. Basically, men can f*ck all they want, but women who do are “whores.” Well D-Nast says, fuck that!

The article talks about the recent bashing Rihanna’s received regarding her sexual behavior. Specifically, Chris Brown and Drake have been “allegedly” dogging Rihanna’s sexual ways in their raps. First of all, Chris Brown needs to shut the fuck up and suck my dick! Secondly, I think Liz Lemon said it best on last week’s episode of 30 Rock:

I reject Chris Brown’s comeback, Lemon out!”

But most importantly, these d-bags need to calm down and listen to one of my favorite diva jams by Christina Aguilera and Lil Kim.

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Comedic Inspiration for the Night!

Since I’m currently reading Bossy Pants, I think it’s only appropriate that tonight’s comedic inspiration come from Sarah Palin lookalike, Tina Fey!  And if you haven’t read Bossy Pants I highly recommend you skip this week’s bikini wax and pick up a copy today because it tickles my giggle box at least every other paragraph. Not only has Tina Fey worked her magic on SNL, on 30 Rock and by writing the greatest movie of all time, Mean Girls, but she TOO also got her start doing improv. Woo woo!

Sadly, tonight is my last class for Improv 101, however, good things ARE on the horizon. This means that I can happily begin Improv 201, it also means that my improv student show is fastly approaching (March 12th, bitches. Buy tix now.), and finally it means that the second my class ends at 9:00 PM, I’ll be heading over to (fingers crossed) perform a set in the 10:00 PM Comedy Lottery at Improv Boston.  We’ll see if my 2 Bud Light Limes get me in the stand up mood or not OR if my name is even drawn to perform in the lottery …don’t worry though, it will be. Even if I have to pay for it. And you should probably come see me because I may very well be making fun of you.  Besides, what kind of loser spends their time reading this shit anyways? I kid. I kid. I love that you read my shit. Please keep READING my shit.

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