10 hours and I’m still on top! #TURTLETIME
Everyone knows I love to get shitfaced just as much as everyone knows I love me some Real Housewives of New York City. Well, then you’ll all be happy to know that I got especially shitty this weekend off of some Ramona Singer Pinot Grigio! Of course, I felt the need to share my turtle time with my favorite housewife and in return RAMONA SINGER F’N RETWEETED ME! Chica also commented on the setting of my backyard patio: “love the setting!”
Ramona you just made my life. Cheers to you, betch!
An old modeling shot of one of my favorite Real Housewives of NYC, Sonja “I cook in a toaster oven and never wear panties” Morgan, surfaced on Bravo’s Facebook page and I couldn’t be happier!
What a fox! Someone keeps up with her bikini waxes!
There’s a teaser video floating around for my fave show, Real Housewives of NYC, where self-obsessive Heather “My success is built on making women look and feel their best. HOLLA!” Thomson, founder of shapewear line Yummie Tummies, forces all of her sales reps and the other housewives ladies to go around a table, stand up and say why they love her brand. At a dinner party. On camera. For real. Click here to watch the video.
Uhhhh…is this her idea of a fun ice-breaker activity? Girlfriend is fucking CRAY. Let’s not forget that Miss Heather uses herself as a model and touts her Housewives status on the Yummie website.
She’s essentially using the show to promote her
Spanx totally different-than-Spanx proprietary line and apparently it’s working because they mention that shit in every episode! Good for you for landing all that free advertising girl. You still have crazy eyes though. “HOLLA.”