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3 Diva Songs I’ll Never Get Sick Of

While making my way through a bottle of vodka last night, I thought about my favorite drinking jams …the songs that I’ve gotten the nastiest to over the years and the songs that I’ll NEVER get sick of. Here are my picks for top 3.

#3 – Beyonce – Crazy in Love

Crazy in Love








#2 – X-Tina – Dirrty

As Redman says within the first 10 seconds of the song “Christina, you’s nasty” and D-Nast loves it.

Dirrty Video











#1 – Britney Spears – Gimme More

Gimme More Performance











When she was at the lowest of her lows,  Britney  made this dark ass song. When I listen to it, I can’t help but think of her popping pills and manically feeding lil Sean Preston Cheetos for breakfast.  Despite nearly 6 years since it’s release, I still love love love blasting this jam on repeat whenever I’m on a downward drinking spiral.

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Runway Falls. Funny Every Time.

Week from hell people, but thankfully videos like this (and Vodka) exist to make all the pain go away. Watch some epic model fails below.  To make it even funnier imagine it’s Tyra Banks every time. Never gets old.

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Procrastinate! Listen to He is D-Nast Radio Episode 5 Now

Amidst Pride, episode 5 is here! Listen to me, Smashley, and intern Kay discuss the week’s hottest issues (in D-Nast’s mind): Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, and Miley!

Special thanks to Boston’s UNregular Radio as well as to Improv Asylum for all of your help.

Listen to episode 5 below and make sure to tune in LIVE next Sunday at 12:00 p.m. E.T. on UNregular Radio’s MEOW channel.

LISTEN HERE –> He is D-Nast Radio – Episode 5

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He is D-Nast Radio Episode 4

Completed episode 4 with my #1 bitch, Smashley, this morning! And now the ep’s here for you to play over and over again (I recommend vodka shots every time I make Smashley say “ew.” )

Special thanks to Boston’s UNregular Radio as well as to Improv Asylum for all of your help.

Listen to episode 4 below and make sure to tune in LIVE next Sunday at 12:00 p.m. E.T. on UNregular Radio’s MEOW channel.


LISTEN HERE –> He is D-Nast Radio – Episode 4

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D-Nast pops up in two videos for The Welcoming Committee!

The Welcoming Committee (TWC) is a new movement birthed from Boston’s infamous Guerrilla Queer Bar (GQB) events. GQB has always been a favorite cray and gay destination for D-Nast …let’s just say he’s had his fair share of  hand jobs kisses during GQB nights (not to mention about a 1,000 vodka-crans!).

Anyways, TWC is a movement for LGBT people to experience every bar, concert, sports game, and major travel destination the same way the straights do.  TWC is setting out to build the world’s largest LGBT community through unusually activist-y events. And this summer they’re launching Wet Hot Guerrilla Summer (a summer-long festival of GQB takeovers). Sounds fun to me! Somebody get D-Nast a Mai Tai stat (and some lube)!

Better yet, D-Nast is making a cameo in some of their Wet Hot promotional videos! Check out the first two now!

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“Party Workouts.” Can I get laid after?

I saw this interesting article today called, “Would You Like a Cocktail With that Workout?”  My brain instantly responded with a “Yes, please. Why that sounds great,” and I clicked on the link. It seems that in NYC (where all the cool things happen …damn them!) gyms are creating dance club-esque workouts so that heavy drinkers, like me, don’t have to choose between fitness (which I never choose) and happy hour.  I started the article as excited as could be thinking that if there’s anything that could get me to the gym it’s definitely labeled “Grey Goose” and mixed with some ginger beer and lime juice. However, to my dismay, no booze are actually involved in these workouts just something they call “antioxidant” shots. FUUUCK that! I mean, who’s gonna want to pound me unless they’re already half in the bag? I was hoping this would be a gym where you can take tequila shots of the trainer’s Efron-like abs and then after a hardcore grinding workout I could find somebody to pay to come home with me.

Ugh, I hate it when you get really excited for something only to be let down 30 seconds later. They should really not label articles with the word “cocktail” in them without the actual promise of an opportunity to get shit-wrecked.  In my angry state I’ve decided that I’m going to open my own gym in my private living room. A gym that allows me to drink a hipster-y IPA or two (or fuck, who am I kidding?) a 30 rack of Pabst Blue Ribbon while I pretend to roll around on my yoga bowl and instead play Words with Friends while channel surfing between E! and Bravo. Memberships start at $9.99 people. It’s a New Year’s special.

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Prescription Pills and Grapefruit, Anyone?

So I guess this means I shouldn’t continue my morning ritual of Ketel One, grapefruit juice, and a cocktail of prescription pills…

Too bad because it was really giving me that extra jolt I need to get my day started.  Looks like I’ll just switch to the American standard, orange juice, instead.

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