This Mug Shot Makes Me Happy

A 35-year-old woman, Tracy Mabb, was arrested after stripping down at a Pompano Beach intersection (in the whackiest place on earth – crazy Florida!) and exposing her private parts.

Mabb apparently exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina and buttocks (Yum!). She then refused to put her shirt down and screamed, “I don’t give a f—” at the cops. Way to stick it to the man, girl.

Naturally, Florida is all full of crays as this comes a month after Ashley Holton, another Florida lover, was arrested for masturbating on the highway. Allegedly, angry  and honking motorists fueled the fire that was her climax (Ashley got nastier as the attention escalated). Good lord.

Fat Man Protests All-You-Can-Eat Restaurant for Cutting His Fat Ass Off

Well, someone’s certainly crazy. This ridiculous Wisconsin man was recently cut off at Chuck’s Place after he wolfed down a dozen pieces of fish at an all-you-can-eat fish fry. He then did what any red-blooded bat-shit crazy/greedy American would do: he called the police and made a picket sign.

This story embarrasses even ME. It reiterates how HORRIBLE waiting tables is, how INSANE some people are, and how much it sucks having to deal with them for $2 tips.

According to the waitress, Elizabeth Roeming, the man has been a problem at the restaurant for years, and has a substantial tab he hasn’t paid off. Honestly, this makes my blood boil. Now all my old serving nightmares of cray-crays needing 7 extra sides of tarter sauce, obnoxious children ripping up every sugar packet and crayon in sight, and old fogies needing their soups mouth-scalding hot are going to haunt my dreams for the next week. On the bright side though, I am now craving some fish and chips.

Animal Hoarder Found Half Eaten by his Dogs

Disturbing on so many levels…

Ugh, animal abuse makes my blood boil and animal hoarders are the worst! This Ohio animal hoarder was found dead after a few weeks in his home. Some of his 50 or so dogs fed off of his decaying body to survive. However, many of them still died of starvation.

Check out the full article here.